The Office, “Drug Testing”   post a comment

Posted at 3:34 pm in Television, The Office

They finally aired a new episode of The Office! Although this one wasn’t nearly as good as the previous two (“Michael’s Birthday” and “Bring Your Daughter to Work Day”), it’s still a lot better than most of the stuff on TV. Like my previous blog entry, I’ll be listing my favorite parts of the episode and post a few screenshots too. (Warning: Spoilers ahead!)

  • Dwight dressed as a volunteer sheiff’s deputy.

You look cute today, Dwight

  • “Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.”
  • “Stop! This is not Kelly Kapour Story Hour!”

STOP!

  • “I don’t think Michael’s ever done drugs. I don’t know if anyone’s ever offered him any.”
  • “Have you ever…pooped a balloon?”
  • Dwight’s interview getting taken over by Jim.

*Gasp*

  • “I do not think that is funneh.”
  • “It has to be official. And it has to be urine.”
  • “Kevin, what perscription drugs are you taking, besides Rogaine?”
  • “Mine was green.”
  • “I need your urine.”

Michael Scott Sample

  • “I want him to have all the urine he needs.”
  • Volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy –> Official Security Supervisor of Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton Branch (actually, an Honorary Volunteer Corporal in charge of assisting all activities security)

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  • “I’ll have to bring in my bo staff.” “I don’t think so.”

Published on April 28th, 2006

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